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sag rule 

The basic rule for determining if a girl's boobs have an overlap of boob and chest due to large size, or due to aging, aka "sagging."

The rule is as follows:

If, when laying naked on her back, with arms stretched up, there is overlap of boob and chest, then said boobs sag. If not, then any overlap when standing is due to large size.
-Dude, is that chick sagging?
-Nah man, I got with her the other day. She passes the sag rule. Those boobs are just huge.
-Good call dude.
sag rule by sagmaster December 7, 2010
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no runescape 

It is something you say in real games such as World of Warcraft when you're pointing out something bad about the game such as glitches or just bad game design.
Haha look at this tree.. It looks so lame #no runescape

omg 'tis so bugged #norunescape

river rule 

An imaginary river is around your group, conversation, building/house, messages, etc.. Everything said or done inside this "river" stays in it.

Kinda like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
"Hey Jess, I gotta tell you something."
"Ok, shoot!"
"River Rule is now in effect, ok? This is serious."
river rule by BatmanOfTheOpera March 2, 2015

space rule 34 

No fat chicks
This is why we have space rule 34
space rule 34 by Fabian guerr February 21, 2018

Safety Rule

To be safe you must be with Carlos.
Girl : Im going out.
Friend: Alone? You know the Safety Rule.

Girl: You're right, ill text him right now.
Safety Rule by SacaMocos March 11, 2020

Sock rule addendum

As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks
Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.
Sock rule addendum by No socks November 9, 2021

BFDI Rule 34 

Made for OSC members to either get a huge boner or to drink 3 Gallons of bleach.One of the causes of brain cancer.
i have brain cancer after looking at BFDI Rule 34. please help me.
BFDI Rule 34 by water consumer (real) September 19, 2023