Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".

Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.

by GrowingStains May 7, 2018

Word on Bird

A phrase said when some says "say word." Used in Australian schools by teenagers who aren't trying to be american like the rest of the world and not too aussie (as they don't wanna say 'oath' or something).
Since 'word' can also mean swear, bird is often used, as the rhyme produces a good ring and allows for versatile use for those who don't want to endanger their mum's life.

Esh: Ay nah. Say word.
Cuz: Word on Bird

Cuz: Yo guess what. I got some echay jorts.
Esh: Say woooord c*nt
Cuz: Word on BIRD lad

Cuz: I broke outta school
Esh: Say MUM'S cuhh!
Cuz: ay nah WORD on BIRD

by Sidd The Squid February 15, 2025

sus bird

a bird who is, particularily suspicious. what a suspicious looking character

marcus 1:did you see sus bird?
marcus 2:who the fuck is that

by scopophobicc September 4, 2021

bird blood

Bird blood is the ultimate form of bird.....it is the bird god of murder

When you have run out of words to say or the conversation could use some spice just say BIRD BLOOD in a screech and you will be recognized as the bird god of murder

by StubbyWubby September 11, 2020

gouch bird

Bird or man with a large gouch but he is also really skinny and may also have a bird chest

Boney area on either the chest or large gap

Gouch bird

by NeecyMae August 22, 2020

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Sticky Flappy bird

Like a regular Flappy bird except it is covered from beak to tail with it's own ejaculation.

Guy 1: Guys! Look at that Flappy Bird!
Guy 2: No, it's a Sticky Flappy Bird! Look at that semen!
Guy 3: Wow, sometimes I wish I was a Sticky Flappy Bird...

by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024