tool off

when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool

did you hear that Brad won the tool off against Jake? he got 30 style points for his Oakleys

by chestercheeto June 13, 2011

choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

off by one

An "Off-By-One" (OBO) in a non-programming context is the act of a touch-typist beginning to type with their hands one key offset from home position.

If the typist in question types fast enough, the resulting nonsense string of gibberish resembling a 14 year-old's SMS history or YouTube comment may actually be sent/submitted before they notice what they've done.

Ex 1:
Sm "Pgg-Nu-Pmr" )PNP_ om s mpm-ptphts,,omg vpmyrcy od yjr svy pg s ypivj-yupody nrhommomh yp yupr eoyj yjrot jsmfd pmr lru pggdry gtp, yjr jp,r ppdoyopm/ (*That was actually harder than I thought it'd be, though notice the prevalence of things like omg and gtp)

Ex. 2:
Carly1992: Wanna come over to my place?
TCAPreditorBate: rirakky!
TCAPreditorBate: totally* Sorry, off by one

by ZenAtWork May 28, 2010

Off Show

The show or shows you watch while your main show is on commercial. Also Known as a Fall Back Program.

Person 1: I HATE commercials! Go to our Off Show

Person 2: OK, but I'll only watch Martha Stewert until TMNT comes back on.

by GirlinGreen May 8, 2009

roached off

Meaning to stand a person up (often to do somthing else or be with someone else) but more informal.

How come you didnt meet Vicky today, you got roached off?

by Tom R December 17, 2005

mow off

Mow off is to go somewhere fairly far away from your home for a week/weekend for no other reason than to drink beer and get extremely bladdered!

wot shall we do this weekend??? i know lets all "MOW OFF" to (then name your prefered destination) for a right old bladdering!!!

by Belly Boy September 11, 2005

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 16, 2007