Brain

A fucking little piece of shit that makes your body work. It’s good for that and that’s it. Because then it decides let’s have the same fucking dream three days in a row and have be about a shit ass girl at school. It decides ok this happened let’s think about that for the next 4 years.

My brain is so annoying

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

brain

the only organ that has fried completely after that day

Cosmin: My brain is gone since I watched that stand-up show on Youtube last year.

by friedbrain July 7, 2022

Brain Bucket

A bucket used to make clean up easier if someone dies and their Brain fell out because brains are hard to clean up.

The medic was Glad that the motorist was wearing a brain bucket because it made it easier to clean up his brains.

by Philturn August 24, 2019

Brain block

When one is lucid dreaming and your brain steps in and blocks it.

I was flying around and my brain blocked, so I woke up.

by Pavlovsdog May 29, 2021

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails

ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains

by spitts mcman October 7, 2011

Brain

Brian, but spelled wrong because your dad screwed it up when you were born

My name is Brain

by BrainProwler January 2, 2022