Step-mom-dad

A woman who quite literally is a motherfucker, who is more manly than a father. Typically owns more tools, alcohol, and firearms than most men. Has the fighting capabilities to whoop yo ass. She also possess female capabilities such as cooking, cleaning, and household renovations.

It’s a woman, it’s a man…it’s a STEP-MOM-DAD!!

by BigWhiteCaulk February 9, 2022

Generic Mom Answer

the answer a mom/mother gives you, that basically doesn't answer the question at all, but uplifts spirits at the same time or causes anger.

Son: mom do you think i would be a good doctor
Mom: you can be good at anything
Son: wow that is such a generic mom answer

by SNAVETREBOR November 2, 2011

Your mom gang

when your mom pulls up in the mom mobile to pick up the homies.

Da bois: "ayyyeee check your mom gang!"

by Your mom gang June 13, 2018

MOM GAY ITIS

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You have mom gay itis

by Doctor il August 2, 2019

Cool Soccer Moms

Soccer moms are cool (abviously) but all are different. All their children do different after-school activities other than soccer and they all drive different color fans. Every soccer mom loves their kids as well. They call them "their little angels". Soccer moms are cool. Soccer moms are life.

" Averi, Bianca, Kylie, Abby, and Sage are busy, happy, and cool soccer moms".

by donut2924 May 15, 2017

Mom-ed Up

To mess something up - especially anything of a technological nature - in that particular Mom-style. A polite way to say that your Mom fucked something up.

"You mother totally Mom-ed Up the computer - she got frustrated and just started press every button and key possible. "

"The sprinkler system was completely Mom-ed Up - she turned every knob in every way, and now the whole system doesn't work."

by SluttyKitty June 22, 2009

Ur mom gay

The baddest bitchiest song in the world. It is so bad it is the national anthem of bad bitchika. Play it. You wont regret it.

"Walking down then they say ur mom is gay...mom...gay??"

The best song by the gooch men. Ur mom gay.

by Badbitchmegan April 23, 2019