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MOM GAY ITIS

Inflamation of the limbic system causes irrasional emotions that tend to lead to homosexeual tendicys and hails from the same family as ur mom gay itis and appears to be spread trough ur mom gay itis and unlike ur mom gay itis wich causes no inflamation of the lymbic system mom gay itis tends to lead to a disturbing amount of divorces
You have mom gay itis
by Doctor il August 2, 2019
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Cool Soccer Moms

Soccer moms are cool (abviously) but all are different. All their children do different after-school activities other than soccer and they all drive different color fans. Every soccer mom loves their kids as well. They call them "their little angels". Soccer moms are cool. Soccer moms are life.
" Averi, Bianca, Kylie, Abby, and Sage are busy, happy, and cool soccer moms".
by donut2924 May 15, 2017
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magic mountain mom

The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.

A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
by Wilford Brimley83 November 5, 2017
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Mother Teresa’s mom

A person who loves helping others but do it better than mother Teresa because they’re not killing people and they’re not against abortion.
Person1: oh you’re such a mother Teresa

Person2: no i’m Mother Teresa’s mom
by 98depressed98 November 2, 2019
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Generic Mom Answer

the answer a mom/mother gives you, that basically doesn't answer the question at all, but uplifts spirits at the same time or causes anger.
Son: mom do you think i would be a good doctor
Mom: you can be good at anything
Son: wow that is such a generic mom answer
by SNAVETREBOR November 2, 2011
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your mom x

eleanors favorite word because she is gay with your mom
person: oh hi eleanor eleanor: your mom... your mom x
by eleanors mom December 14, 2021
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single mom slayer

the guy who's into single moms, they can be newly ones, MILFs or GILFs.
bob: hey, Have you seen john lately?

charles: I heard he became a Single mom slayer, HE's been dating one since a few months.
by randomdude316 March 15, 2022
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