mexican hat dance

to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie

jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!

by E-feezy March 23, 2003

mexican tree war

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.

Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.

by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015

pulling a mexican foreskin

The act of craking open a beer mid waterfall with the intention of continuing to chug.

The waterfall was going so long, i ended up pulling a mexican foreskin to avoid breaking the stream.

by Turnbuckle42 March 5, 2016

mexican trouser burn

Rug burn on your dick. MTB for short

dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.

by MTBftw April 11, 2011

mexican bum sneeze

When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face

Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo

by Insert Name Here March 28, 2015

mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022