Mathis B.

A Mathis B. is an autistic child who survived a radioactive explosion. Mathis will stare at you intensely for hours while licking his lips voraciously. Avoid him at all costs, he will follow you everywhere becoming an inconvenience to a parasite.

Example 1: Ew, look at that person, they must be a Mathis B.

by papijugledembalsinmymouth November 18, 2024

mathematical plateau

It's the state of zen you reach as a mathematician / math enthusiast where formerly you 100% loved math, and now you currently hate it. This gives you a greater view of the mathematical landscape, because you're no longer over-studying, so the brain has ample time to recharge, and you learn quicker!

I've reached the mathematical plateau, fellow mathematicians. The view from here is nice.

by Yoda the Coda December 3, 2024

Mathematical Fraud

One who has achieved far beyond what his average or below-average mathematical intelligence could allow him to do, by lying, bullshitting, scheming, pretending, or backstabbing—the mathematical equivalent of a racist-rapist-turned-fraud-felon who got elected, rejected, and reelected despite all the odds against him.

Guesstimate how many mathematical frauds make it bigly in the publishing industry worldwide every year.

by Numerati December 6, 2024

Mathematical Nap

When the aftermath of overworking with too much x's and y's make someone zzz when they doze or nod off.

Prof. Ziz’s mild snore got some mean colleagues take a shot of him having a mathematical nap, which was suspected to be filled with ƶ, ƶ², …, √ƶ, ℤ.

by Numerati December 16, 2024

Mathew grieves

The man with the biggest dong

Dang look at what Mathew grieves is packing

by PiSlice December 27, 2024

Mathercot

To insult an someone of higher standing than yourself with unflattering words

Did you hear that Cotton Mather totally tried to mathercot Pliny the elder?
Too bad he's too dead to see it.

by Thefandomphantom January 8, 2025

Mathematical Slowies

Non-trick or non-tricky math questions that you can do at your snail’s pace without worry or fear of having to sit for any killer test or exam—they are recommended for self-confessed folks who pride themselves of being “hopeless at math,” or not being born with the “math gene.”

Mathematical slowies are the opposite of “mathematical quickies,” which are generally solved with some insight, and often accompanied by an occasional aha! reaction.

by Numerati January 19, 2025