one-eyed willy

A mans penis.

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."

by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016

tossing one's salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue. rimming

Josh tossed Sam's salad last night after we left for the movies.

by Ivana Houmpilotte April 19, 2004

one album wonder

Common in the '90s, a one album wonder is an artist who puts out one successful album and several singles, and then quickly fades into obscurity. This is different from one-hit wonders from the 80's, who only had one hit single.

The Cranberries, Garbage, and Alanis Morissette are all exampls of a one album wonder in varying degrees.

by inxblot October 18, 2007

soup for one

masturbation

My girlfriend was out of town, so I had soup for one.

by Teratogen April 28, 2011

one-nine

Referring to a design concept representative of the late 20th century. Outdated and without context in the discourse of contemporary design.

Trombe Walls are so one-nine, you might as well construct it's out of hay bales.

by goathands December 26, 2008

Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014

one banger

When one knocks out a belligerent asshole with one clean punch.

"Chad was trying to fight every guy at the party until Brian gave 'em the one banger. Kid was snoring before he hit the floor"

by John Six December 4, 2013