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monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

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by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
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Hair flip

When a bitch flips their hair and hits you.
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
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Pineapple Hairs

The leafy part on the top of a pineapple. Word first used by Anix.
That pineapple has pineapple hairs on the top.
by Toxicsyd June 16, 2020
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Werewolf Hair

Hair that grows on your ears, eyebrows and outside your normal mustache and/or beard/goatee.
“Have you started shaving?”
“No, just finished shaving my werewolf hair..”
by Blueknighter January 15, 2023
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Cunt hair cataracts

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.
by BK15 July 29, 2021
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