Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts

by The oll knowing September 6, 2020

Facebook

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.

Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.

by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020

Facebook Lisa

Your Grandma that uses social media slurs or popular slang absolutely wrong.
Lisa was the number one baby name in the 60s you all have a Grandma Lisa.

She embarrasses you infront of your friends using "Karen" totally wrong or worse uses it at Walmart !

Facebook Lisa says "Ok Karen" to the African American woman asking for the manager because someone screwed up her order.

by Momunderthegun October 6, 2020

Facebook attorney

Someone who thinks they went to Harvard. Also known as a liar liar pants on fire

Shaun king is a Facebook attorney

by Donut was right October 9, 2020

Facebook

Where anyone can be a doctor

Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.

by Blosse12 July 16, 2022

Facebook Sports

Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.

Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook Bonus Program

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.

I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022