Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person

Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke

by Mtg187 August 08, 2022

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Expired milk

(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.

"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."

by d3str0yer June 16, 2024

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milking the mouse

to finger a persons butt . mostly for men .

"babe can you consider milking the mouse? ;)"

by monica fukin bondatti April 08, 2014

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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.

“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious

by memes124 April 07, 2021

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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.

Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??

by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 04, 2024

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