sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...

saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...

by zeeh June 3, 2013

sucked dick, in a braces way

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.

That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.

by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024

chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,

I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.

by Shartified June 20, 2022

Sucks to sluck

When a team is convinced that they are the greatest ever, that they don’t need no help to beat another team (aka Torre) but in reality they can’t do anything but to “win in their own terms”; being in a delusional state.

“Sucks to Sluck!”

by that’swhathesaid September 22, 2020

hoe sucking

The sucking of a prostitute's toes. Usually toes, but can also be the anus.

Pablo: Where's Juan?
Sanchez: He's in the bathroom hoe sucking, homes.

by Big Daddy Beef Cakes March 8, 2016