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Sitting on your hands

Trying not to contact someone that you really shouldnt contact, for example: Your ex, someone you are chatting up and dont want to appear over keen to, your friends girlfriend that you have a crush on, etc.

Alludes to the thing that teachers and parents make little kids do to make sure they dont touch things they shouldnt. Literally sitting on their hands.
Dude: 'I want to text that girl I met at the club last night...'
Friend: 'Did you text her already and she didnt reply?'
Dude: 'Yes...'
Friend: 'Sit on your hands then. You know the drill.'

'I keep wanting to call my Ex, but I know I will only embarass myself'
'You should be sitting on your hands, mate'
by Tonymicjoe November 20, 2009
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talk to the hand

Hand and penis are very good friends.
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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venezuelan hand grenade

A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.
I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
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Brazilian Hand Grenade

The act, during vaginal intercourse, of swiftly pulling out and promptly inserting a handful of brazilian nuts into the woman's vaginal orifice. You then procede to kick the vagina so as to smash the nuts inside of it, thus spewing forth fragments of nuts, simulating a hand grenade.
Hello, unsuspecting woman. Let us mate so that I may give you a Brazilian Hand Grenade
by punkska1234 November 4, 2008
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left handed website

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.
There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.
by Crackers08 February 29, 2008
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stiff hand syndrome

Thickening of the skin of the palm that results in loss of ability to hold hand straight. This condition occurs only in people with diabetes
Get your mind out of the gutter. Stiff hand syndrome is a symtom of advanced diabetes.
by mandingoe May 18, 2004
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look ma no hands

its about tossing money at a stripper while shes giving you a lap dance or dancing for you at a club
LOOK MA NO HANDS
Imma sip mascato and you go loose dem pants
And Imma throw dis money while you do it no hands
Girl drop it to the floor I love the way yo booty goooo
All I wanna do is sit back and watch you move and I'll proceed to throw this cash

Lambo roscoe no street code 'cause yo booty go me lost like nemo, go go go g-gone and do yo dance
And imma throw this money while you do it wit no hands GO!!!- roscoe

Hey you got me in a trans, you take of yo pants
You pop on a handstand you got me sweating please pass me a fan DAMN!! - wakaa
by cbknigga December 30, 2010
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