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Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex
Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025
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Toasted Sandwich

The Australian term for a grilled sandwich, typically a cheese and ham toasted sandwich but it can have many other variations. Such as plain cheese, cheese and tomato, etc.

Sometimes a Toasted Sandwich is just nicknamed a Toastie. It's usually something very, very yummy to eat.
Person 1: Dude, that toasted sandwich was delicious.

Person 2: What'd you have?

Person 1: Cheese and ham.

Person 2: Nice.
by dsKittiCie June 3, 2018
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Sandwich

A sandwich is a delectable food type in which some sort of filling is encompassed by bread either with one price of bread on the top and bottom. Another type is a sub on which in the middle of the sandwich the filling is encompassed by bread in the top bottom and one side of the middle
I ate a sandwich
by BlackPickle November 2, 2020
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tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it
Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich
by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021
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Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.
Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!
by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025
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smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz
Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"
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sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
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