Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023

Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.

"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."

by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023

Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”

After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

Picnic Tickle Boner

When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner

After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode

-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath

by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019

boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content

he got a boner while showing his presentation in class

by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019