carter Michael thornton

Carter Michael thornton is a bitch ass nigga who sucks fat fucking chode for a living

Carter Michael thornton a bitch nigga

by Carter Michael thornton October 3, 2022

Michael Nicht

Best actor in the whole universe

Michael Nicht: Batsen nou.

Michael Nicht: Kappe kutt

by Michael nicht March 5, 2017

Michael McCabe

the banana mike

I am Michael McCabe, the Banana Mike, the dankest of them all

by The True Banana Mike February 21, 2018

Michael

probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn

Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Michael M

Definitely one of the cutest boys ever period. So sweet and caring. Most of all knows how to treat a girl, and is faithful. Has one of the cutest smiles ever and is literally the greatest person to be around with. One of the best person to ever vibe with. 🥺

Damn, is that Michael Moua?! 🥵

by badbaby😩 November 7, 2019

Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.

A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.

by The ridicule September 6, 2018

Michael

Never trust a Michael.. they're untrustworthy, and practical backstabbers.

Girl: "Michael is untrustworthy. I can agree with my friend that he can't be trusted!"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"

by thegirlwhosedead November 23, 2021