Jesus Solos

He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.

Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.

Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?

Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?

Guy: Wdym?

Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴

by Roronoa Musashi December 20, 2022

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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019

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Black Jesus Cult

A cult for black jesus, participated in non racist acts and ran by Sid and jimmathy

Boy: black Jesus cult
Girl:the cult
Boy: bitch lasagne

by Budmouth6969 February 05, 2019

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Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

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jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 12, 2022

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