hi mi an hou

When someone tries to say “Hi I am an hour late” but has a brain and finger seizure while doing it.

Chris-“Hey, Zack, I’m hungry”
1 hour later
Zack: “hi mi an hou”

by A Jolly Balaclava April 26, 2020

Almond house

A home with no junk food just healthy snacks

Living in an almond house means banana and brown sugar are a sweet treat

by Tgequeenofpotatoes August 18, 2025

Where Is The Grey House

Where Is The Grey House

Where Is The Grey House

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.

Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host

by M_Ace January 18, 2023

Auntie house

When you come to work or anywhere high. Almost everyone have that one Auntie you can smoke with

Look at her , she just came from auntie house

by Liptip January 11, 2023

House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

White House

Wow! They tore up a huge chunk of the building! I wonder why they don't want people taking pictures of it.... I didn't accidentally drone strike it did I? That would not be good at all! Because if I WERE to say something ALONG THE LINES OF "Kill all the children." Or something like "Genocide the whales!" That would not be very shibby. Right? Like the Dude Where's My Car thing? Shibby? Remember that? That movie was great! A classic! Not to mention what would happen if I were to die from my brain ailment or get murdered.... Not good for anybody.

Hym "Wow, there is a huge chunk of the white house missing. If that was me, my official response is 'Oops.' And in my defense I told it to do a knock first."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025