Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

Moon pie

When someone moons you while simultaneously shooting semen from their anus.

I gave that chick a moon pie!

by NVNTR760 May 16, 2022

Shepherds pie

When a male has a poo and quickly turns around to ejaculate onto his the poo resulting in the resemblance of a shepherds pie

How was your break? Was great went to the toilet for a shepherds pie.

by Young shepherds May 18, 2022

Moon Pie

When Someone Is Doing A Bench Press And The Person Spotting Sits(Bare Butt) On Their Face.

“There’s Chad, Let’s Moon Pie Him.”

by GymbodJoe May 18, 2022

Boston Cream Pie

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.

“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.

by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022

Toastie Pie

The incorrect term for a sealed toasted cheese sandwich or toastie commonly used by inbred Southlanders.

"Wow, that's a good toastie pie."

"No, you fucking idiot, that's a toastie. Buggar off back to Dunedin."

by ToastiesCheese May 25, 2022

Bombay-pie

When you butt fuck someone after an evening of questionable tandoori cuisine, specifically extra spicy and greasy curry, and cum in the anus. The expected result is an anal cream pie, diarrhoea and ring sting combo for the receiver. Bonus points if the giver shits themselves as well.

I took the missus to Raj’s, went heavy on the cobras and took her home for a Bombay-pie. I chundered.

by yourafaggotharry!! May 27, 2022