cat in the tub

trying to put your scrotum and penis in your partners ass and vagina at the same time

Man, last night i tried to put the cat in the tub on amanda. That shit was hard my nigga

by What a Cuck November 29, 2016

Cat consumer

A cat consumer is a person who despite having a multitude of choices cannot make up their mind. It can relate to an abundance of clothes / food etc.
Opposite to dog consumer

A: What should I wear to the party? I have nothing fancy enough!
B: You're such a cat consumer! You have at least three dresses that match the occasion!

by EVcrazy December 18, 2019

Cat Noir

Mah husband so back of betches

CAT NOIR IS SO F{quack}ing hawk

by kill-liela-here June 23, 2021

tootsie cat

A big black cat that kills birds for sport and pisses off all the crotchety old people in the trailer park.

Did you see that dead bird? I think tootsie cat is outside again. Ready for

by Hot red March 26, 2017

Cat Mahari

A noun and verb whose roots are in the etymological tradition of an ancient other; also in physics a cosmological constant that constantly changes; in life the creative spirit that emanates from the first cup of coffee in the morning and the third glass of whiskey at night; as a woman: golden brown; as a man: superior erectile function; as a child: purity finely distilled with naughtiness as its sublime indicator of joy; in nature: nature

love y tu, Cat Marhari? playful A mi me gusta Cat Mahari fire Oy Vey! Cat Mahari animals tu vee Cat Mahari? woodlands muy bonita Cat Mahari

by Cat Mahari November 16, 2009

promise cat

Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.

Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."

by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014

puss cat

A word used to describe someone incredibly sexy

“Wow daisy, you look great!! What a puss cat”

“Thanks chloe, you’re quite the puss yourself!”

by Pussofthecat September 16, 2018