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Kyun is so hot jesus

KYUN OMG IM GONNA FUCKING CUMMM UGHHHHH
noro: Kyun is so hot jesus
maic: kyu i s o hot
Admda: ky s hot
jimy: kyuu so ho
ahanf: ky s ho
by A random 13 y/o girl May 27, 2021
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sweden jesus

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.
by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021
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Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan
AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there
by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021
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semi-jesus

Some random from an IRC channel. Doesn't realise that this site was so last year :)
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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jesus

Jesus is him
by babywyd August 31, 2024
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Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.
How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.
by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024
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Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).
-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you
by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024
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