spit on your ass

The assertive application of saliva upon the ass to use for lube for the butthole.

if he does not spit on my ass before inserting, there is the likelihood that there is going to be an abrasive sensation in my asshole

damn mommy can i spit on your ass

by poosmoose99 November 14, 2016

Buckle your Pants

Bracing yourself for something major that is about to happen

Buckle your pants, shit's about to get real!

by Sorinshuto November 14, 2014

So is your face

A come back which throws your opponent so far off the argument, that you HAVE to win the fight! If done right, no can defend against!

I don't want you to ever talk to your friend Tina again.

Really, why not?

Becuase she's a bitch and she stinks.

Well, so is your face!

by Skyynet September 6, 2009

your mom and em

Inquiring as to how your relatives are doing. Not only your mother, but her sisters, brothers, mom, dad, husband, cousins, distant relatives, co-workers, etc.

(Friend you haven't seen in a long time)- "How's your mom and em?"
(Other Friend that you haven't seen in a long time)-" They're (any relatives I can think of) doing just fine, man, how's your mom and em?

by [e-mail] February 21, 2009

eat your pie

When you tell a girl you're gonna eat her pie it means you're gonna eat her out

Aye girl let me eat your pie

by Pappichulo23 May 6, 2016

boil your rabbit

Is what describes the actions of an obsessed deranged person when you do not return their affections. This was best illustrated in the movie "Fatal Attraction". This delusional person can either be a man or woman...but most often a woman. They will try to stalk the person they fancy into submission.

Stay away from Amy...she will boil your rabbit.

by gambee February 8, 2010

pat your stats

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010