that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.
Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. The freshest man in the universe who's freshness stuns everybody especially when they see him and his FRESH PANTS! This wise man also known as the Cokemaster (or cebarboi) can 100% guarantee everything. He loves Honey. Wise quotes from this stud is "Coke is healthier than water" , "I didnt saw him" "I proudly identify as a mythical reptile ;)" etc. Meeting this man should be the number one thing on your bucket list as he truly is a one of a kind fresh guy. Einstein, Newton, Schmidt, these are the names of the most intelligent men to be alive on this earth; however, none of these wise men were able to discover the Law of 89 or more specifically known as Genna's Law. This law says that when somebody guarentee's 100% the true maximum they can produce is only 89% . This law defies all laws of physics, coke and chemistry but thus far this law is 100% guaranteed to be true.
by mishcyda April 24, 2017
Get the Michael 'Fresh' Cedarmug. A really fun, kind and care free person (in a good way). he is always there to cheer you up, an amazing soccer with hella good thunder thighs;) and really friken attractive, amazing body and an amazing person.
by dara berger August 28, 2019
Get the Michael Rousemug. a county that one of my teachers made up just for fun, but then all of us kids took it seriously!! mIcHaEl WoRlD rOxX mUh SoXx!!!!
Teacher: for example you would have to ask the principle about putting up a flyer for starting your own country?
Kiddo: hah yeah i think michael should start a country!
Michael: yeah i wanna start michael world
OR>>>
MICHAEL WORLD!! population: 8
Kiddo: hah yeah i think michael should start a country!
Michael: yeah i wanna start michael world
OR>>>
MICHAEL WORLD!! population: 8
by Klansee July 16, 2008
Get the Michael worldmug. Andrew: yo bro did you know Michael Crenshaw likes to give me bedtime kisses
Friend: no way.... me too !!!
Friend: no way.... me too !!!
by batmankeira12127 December 2, 2023
Get the Michael Crenshawmug. by LUCIFER to believe March 16, 2019
Get the michael monastramug. by cjakecole September 13, 2023
Get the Michael Roy Smithmug.