idiot sandwich

yes, idiot sandwich

WHAT ARE YOU!?
an idiot sandwich

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 13, 2022

Sandwich

A disclaimer to a very bad story .

Person 1: Tell me the story!
Person 2: Alright, but its very sandwich!

by Yormother December 16, 2022

Sentient sandwich

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.

Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!

by Ekker December 28, 2022

Ice cream sandwich

When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.

Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing

Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE

by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023

traffic sandwich

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?

*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”

by sarvy June 30, 2023

Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy

The cunt who makes sandwiches and blasts people with mustard in WordGirl

“I’m Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy!”
“Bitch Jimmy Johns is in the other direction.”

by Your Friend, Unikitty July 1, 2023

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023