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The Rutland Run

When someone runs (or stumbles) across the highway, disregarding any and all traffic, instead of using a crosswalk.

Popularized by a viral video of an oblivious woman in Rutland Vermont walking across Route 7 into the side of a truck.
“Jesus, that moron almost got hit doing the Rutland Run to get to Dunkin Donuts!”

“Damn I really don’t feel like going to the crosswalk, I think I’m just gonna Rutland Run it”
by spaceman420urdog March 22, 2024
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Running Silent

Top Battlefield Twitch Streamer, dominates in Firestorm and Conquest
"Bro, you just got killed by Running Silent. Go to his twitch and tell him that he is trash
by ITroll4Lolz October 23, 2019
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The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.
Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!
by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025
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Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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smoke run

When you drive around in your car with some friends, usually in a neighborhood while smoking weed.
I loved the scene in Dazed and Confused when those kids were fucking up mailboxes during their smoke run.

You want to go for a motherfuckin smoke run after this beer?
by PulpFictionFan94 October 7, 2017
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golden run

A Golden Run is when you piss on a girl during sex and then run the fuck away. Can also add a punch to the back of the head if fucking doggie - like a “giddy up” in a horse race.
We were all flabbergasted that his parents enjoyed a golden run during every 5th race at Monmouth Park. Old crazy fucks.
by AlxNvrmnd July 13, 2023
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