penis wafer

when u put ur cock between 2 ritz crackers and make a girl eat it

it took Nicholia an hour to eat Austin's penis wafer.

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Penis Wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before my wonder cock.

Penis Wrinkle by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

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The lint and other crud that gathers around the head of your penis. ALSO BALL HAIR NASTY.

That guys penis garbage kept me flossin' for days...

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Penis inspection day is held on May 6th. You are allowed to inspect penises without being called out as being gay.

Do you remember penis inspection day at school?

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A penis cozy is a warm orifice that receives a penis.

Owner of Mouth, Vigina, Ass, etc.

Damn J-man, there are a lot of good looking penis cozys up in Juanita.

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When your sexual partner uses their pinky toe to pleasure someone's penis hole. If possible you insert it....much like a penis in a vagina.

I love a pinky to in my peeper hole....its called a penis hole job

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Water that's been ordained awesome by cock

She loves to drink penis water when she wakes up

Penis Water by EuDub June 9, 2006

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