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Short Potatoe

A wonderful short person because short people rule

- ❤️Short potatoe❤️
by ❤️Short potato ❤️ October 18, 2018
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Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.
My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone
We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato
by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021
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Potato

by Djw12f92 January 17, 2018
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potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer
person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato
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Potato

A person who is a complete and utter dipshit
by Youxoli June 29, 2020
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potato

A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT IS AMAZING AND ITS SO FLIPPING SEXY
OMG IM SUCH A POTATO
by POTATO ENTHUSIAST October 20, 2018
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