Short Potatoe

A wonderful short person because short people rule

- ❤️Short potatoe❤️

Lol I'm a short Potatoe

by ❤️Short potato ❤️ October 18, 2018

Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone

We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021

Potato

a complete idiot

That kid is such a potato.

by Djw12f92 January 17, 2018

potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer

person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021

Potato

A person who is a complete and utter dipshit

"That guy is a potato"

by Youxoli June 29, 2020

potato

A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT IS AMAZING AND ITS SO FLIPPING SEXY

OMG IM SUCH A POTATO

by POTATO ENTHUSIAST October 20, 2018