rake monkey

An online poker player who plays a lot with the intention of generating rake for the site (income the site gets by taking a % of each pot played). These players in turn get some of their rake back through rakeback sites. This which is generally the sole source of their income because they play too many tables and aren't very good, but make money because of the sheer volume they put in.

"This guy Chiren80 is such a rake monkey, he plays way too many tables and he can't win, but he's making a killing off that rakeback payment every month".

by zcj90 March 2, 2010

Pill Monkey

The name given to people that consume large quantities of pills such as ecstasy at dance parties/raves.

Jimmy bought a packet of ecstasy and munched them down like a true pill monkey.

by nzukdave January 18, 2010

pillow monkey

someone who sleeps around with any guy she can get a hold of to make herself feel whole inside. Synonym for whore, skank, slut, and hoebag put together. steals boyfriends, and yes even girlfriends.

Ashley is such a frikkin PILLOW MONKEY! She slept with my boyfriend and now im single AND i have aids!!!

by ideksstfumf January 26, 2011

Monkey Wrenched

A verb meaning that someone/something has totally messed up your plans and/or what you were working on. That is: they threw a monkey wrench into your plans/work.

I was planning on working on that new project, but then my boss stopped by and monkey wrenched my afternoon.

by 321dwt December 8, 2010

Shank Monkey

A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.

Get the fuck out before I set the Shank Monkeys on you!

by yeti_detective September 8, 2010

dusty monkey

a dusty monkey is a really bad prize or gift you reciece at a holiday/competion/birthday...etc.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.

Person 1-How was your birthday?

Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.

Person 1-Dude that sucks.

by YOURATOILET June 16, 2010

Monkey Jumper

Noun (Naming Word)

Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.

Alternative Words: Fuckwit

Dean is lying drunk on the floor and everybody else is still partying Dean is a "Monkey Jumper"

by Spactara May 22, 2011