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Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.
“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”
by arshh February 14, 2018
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A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
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Michaeling Out

Someone falling asleep because they ate too much.
Did he just really eat three slices of pizza?! He’ll be michaeling out soon!
by SaltyBeagle December 25, 2019
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Michael

“Michael? You mean the dude who talks to ducks? Yeah stay away from him he’s up to no good.”
by waymoresecretpseudonym November 23, 2021
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Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman
by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023
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Michael

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.
You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!
by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022
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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022
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