Mexican-Grinch

An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!

person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOOO, Mexican-Grinch!!!!
person 1- Fuck.

by Viva La Donald April 23, 2018

mexican hot dog

after performing an alabama hot pocket
stick it in her vagina
and ejaculate , shooting your fecies and semen onto her cunt lips

only real hoes do mexican hot dogs

by Robert J. Dole December 9, 2007

Mexican Police Squad

The underground police force of which the general public are unaware of, which prevents the regular police force from messing up too badly or beating up too many people. They also perform other necessary police actions to more or less prevent the Americas from blowing up under their own immense powers.

The Mexican Police Squad came by my house the other day and stopped the evil evolutionists from kidnapping my little boy for their evolutionary schemes. I feel so much safer with them around... in the underground.

by mexicanpolicesquad May 9, 2006

new mexican taquito

a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"

yum this dick is so good i just wanna bite it like a new mexican taquito!

by Mikejonson August 10, 2009

mexican crack shot

When you take a shot out of someone's ass crack.

Dude, I got this chick so drunk she took a Mexican Crack shot out of my ass!

by Randal Flagg November 30, 2007

mexican mud slide

when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth

brad davis totaly did a mexican mud slide his whore of a fat junt cew mother

by the lunchbox cool June 25, 2009

Mexican Oil change

7 mexicans get naked next to each other with one inch floppies, while having excessively bloody diarrhea in one pile and re-enacting 2 girls one cup

mexican avalanche, boston pancake

Me: shit, how crazy was that party last night
you: i was stuck in the middle of a Mexican Oil Change
Me: how'd it taste
you: eat my taint sauce

by I am Juicy July 7, 2010