An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!
person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOOO, Mexican-Grinch!!!!
person 1- Fuck.
person 2- "NOOOOO, Mexican-Grinch!!!!
person 1- Fuck.
by Viva La Donald December 29, 2017
after performing an alabama hot pocket
stick it in her vagina
and ejaculate , shooting your fecies and semen onto her cunt lips
stick it in her vagina
and ejaculate , shooting your fecies and semen onto her cunt lips
by Robert J. Dole November 13, 2007
when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth
by the lunchbox cool June 26, 2009
a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"
by Mikejonson August 02, 2009
by Randal Flagg November 08, 2007
The underground police force of which the general public are unaware of, which prevents the regular police force from messing up too badly or beating up too many people. They also perform other necessary police actions to more or less prevent the Americas from blowing up under their own immense powers.
The Mexican Police Squad came by my house the other day and stopped the evil evolutionists from kidnapping my little boy for their evolutionary schemes. I feel so much safer with them around... in the underground.
by mexicanpolicesquad April 28, 2006
7 mexicans get naked next to each other with one inch floppies, while having excessively bloody diarrhea in one pile and re-enacting 2 girls one cup
mexican avalanche, boston pancake
mexican avalanche, boston pancake
Me: shit, how crazy was that party last night
you: i was stuck in the middle of a Mexican Oil Change
Me: how'd it taste
you: eat my taint sauce
you: i was stuck in the middle of a Mexican Oil Change
Me: how'd it taste
you: eat my taint sauce
by I am Juicy July 04, 2010