gurt

1. verb

to smell

2. noun

to be someone who smells

person 1: "oh brother that guys stinks"
person 2: "yeah he gurts real bad"
gurt: "who me?"

by gurtlover123 November 20, 2025

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Gurglefurtz

When a cop that probably didn't really deserve it gets knife to the neck till he shits his pants

That tweaker Mexican just gurglefurtzed that silly cop! can't wait to tell his family and drink their tears. Yahtzee!!!

by HeyuSpark December 12, 2025

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GURT

When someone or something is so abnormally off, weird, or not right that it can’t be explained by normal logic. Not just weird—uncomfortably or noticeably abnormal.

“That guy is so gurted—nothing he does makes sense.”

by blackmanonahorsey December 16, 2025

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1. verb (slang)
A euphemistic term meaning to masturbate; used casually, humorously, or ironically in online conversation. Often appears in conjugated or progressive forms.

2. noun
A semi-mythological internet figure described variably as a man, a homunculus, or something in between. The character and lore shift depending on the community using the term.

“Time to gurt off.”

“Can’t reply, I’m gurting rn.”

“That thing looks like Gurt.”

“The Gurt lore is getting deeper every week.”

by mookieburger January 18, 2026

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Gurgle Mitt

A term describing an exceptionally wet vagina that creates a distinct, audible "gurgling" or "squelching" suction sound during intercourse. The "mitt" refers to the tight, enveloping sensation (like a glove), while the "gurgle" captures the sound of air and natural lubrication being displaced as the penis slides in and out. Often compared to the sound of stirring a fresh pot of macaroni and cheese.

“I knew it was going to be a good night when I heard that gurgle mitt sound the second we got started.”

by Kirigi January 18, 2026

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