Death dust

noun

1) electrolyte drink mix made by water company Liquid Death
2) Cocaine

Death dust? Take it from me, don't snort that stuff!

by johnzilla1126 February 13, 2025

e-death

when an account goes offline forever. usually in a video game

my online friend had an e-death. i miss him

by wowiewowzers July 2, 2024

Death Udders

When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.

Go suck on some death udders.

by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010

death

how it ends.

hey tommy! care to share a meaning full book quote? - timmy

of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy

not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy

Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy

wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy

ok by girly - tommy

by Silly little goose December 24, 2023

death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.

I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.

by ultralamefest November 7, 2017

Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.

Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.

by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024

America's Time of Death

Noon on January 20, 2001.

In the ultimate form of corrupt nepotism, the unelected son of a former president was handed the presidency by the Supreme Court, which the incumbent's father helped form. Of course a lot of stupid shit happened after America's Time of Death. America has fallen.

by Publius0987 August 6, 2025