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fakebook status

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.

My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.
by yoooollam October 20, 2009
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facebooker

A high school or college student that spends an exceptional amount of time posting and browsing on Facebook; usually spending more than a half-hour a day on Facebook.
I could tell a guy on my floor was a facebooker when he was wasting hours of his time a day posting on Facebook.
by Bayard Lewis June 25, 2006
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facebookery

The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.
"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."
by CKMeredith February 22, 2010
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facebooker

origin: portmanteau of facebook and hooker. circa 2006
1. a person who friend-request strangers and use wallposts as a way to meet new people
2. a person who spends obscene amounts of time on facebook, waiting for a new message/wall post and replies to messages immediately hoping the recipient hasn't logged off yet
3. a person who frequently changes their facebook status so that they will appear on their friend's home screen
4. a person who will make pointless posts on their friends' walls to elicit more posts on their own walls in order to appear more popular
5. a person who feels depressed when he/she doesn't receive a facebook notification for an hour.
Steve- "This girl looks really popular. She gets wall posts every 10 minutes."
Joe- "No, she's just a facebooker. She has never met half of those people, and she is initiating every wall-to-wall conversation."
by RuoJie August 3, 2008
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faecbook

A common misspelling of the popular website "facebook". This is a fatal mistake, however, because this will bring you to a pornographic website.
Man, I accidentally typed 'www.faecbook.com' on the internet and saw some nasty stuff. I just wanted to check my notifications!
by Antoine Chrisworth June 16, 2008
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facebork

To publish unflattering information or photos detrimental to your own, or someone else's reputation or public image, on the Facebook social network.
That picture you uploaded of Sheila lying in her own vomit was a total facebork, dude... Not cool!
by wurdnerd June 30, 2009
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Facebok

Facebok is what happens when you epic fail in the process of trying to tpye facebook.

Also some weird website that fails in comparison to facebook
"alright gunna talk to my friends on facebook"
(boy/girl types in www.facebok.com by accedent)
"damn it this website sucks"
by Jay McNinja March 4, 2009
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