Doing a John McCarthy

Going into a store with a huge jacket, then whilst facing away from the cashier starting to in a really sensual way touch all the candy and putting your hands down your pocket smoothly.

is usually done when on ones phone

Damn nigger cashier thought i was stealing and punched me in the face and balls. Guess i was doing a John McCarthy

by Negerslaven November 24, 2011

Do Me heels

Heels designed to make people see you want to be fucked hard from behind in a nightclub toliet

A: I really want to fuck one of those chicks
B: Go for the one in the Do Me Heels, you know she'll take it up the ass in the toliets

by CrazyMentalChild May 10, 2015

dick-wan-do

dick, hand and a way of life..

Black belt my ass! All he's good at is dick-wan-do..

by bored127 November 27, 2007

John Do ak

When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.

Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.

by You'reatowel December 28, 2008

The Uno Dos Tres

When a lad gets a girl so drunk that she can't control herself and proceeds to finger her, thus The Uno Dos Tres.

"Err Tom gave Emma the Uno Dos Tres last night"

by Tyleristheshit October 9, 2009

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005

do what now?

n. A phrase used in place of "excuse me?" or "what?" when something is misunderstood. Commonly used by rednecks and others who don't know the difference between your and you're.

Person: Mumble mumble mumble?
Redneck, Southerner, etc.: Do what now?

by roller May 2, 2005