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Cat Pub

Where cats go at night. Under certain outdoor bits of wood or corrugated iron may be found the entrance to the Cat Pub, a subterranean chamber equipped with cat chairs, a cat jukebox playing cat music, a cat bar serving cat lager and a sort of pinata made from dead mice. After several hours in the Cat Pub, the cat emerges, pissed, and spews on your lawn. (Viz, Random Hut, 1986)
Bloke 1: Bruce, where's your cat, mate?
Bloke 2: Cat Pub, mate.
Bloke 1: Go on.
Bloke 2: Oh, my word.
by hydraulis August 7, 2016
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cat in the tub

trying to put your scrotum and penis in your partners ass and vagina at the same time
Man, last night i tried to put the cat in the tub on amanda. That shit was hard my nigga
by What a Cuck November 29, 2016
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Wampus Cat

A rarely seen beast native to the Hickman county\ Pinewood area. Thought to be extinct, until it's recent sightings. Cat Wampus has be known for it's fierce,elusive, and easily startled nature. The Wampus also has an optical allergen to camouflage. Which means pisses him off. If seen with "camo" on, drop your clothes and run. Its safer that way...
I was deer huntin, and ran across a Wampus Cat. Instantly I ripped off my "camo". Made a run for it. Because I'm not a dumbass.
by BrianMccaleb January 14, 2017
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The Cat’s Pajamas

The Cat’s Pajamas: When a bearded man performs oral sex on his female sexual partner and wakes up the next morning smelling like a vagina.
“Oh man, something smells fishy here!”

“Sorry fellas, I’m afraid it’s me. It appears I forgot to wash my beard after giving my girlfriend head last night. Looks like I got The Cat’s Pajamas!”
by greynun November 17, 2018
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Shoulder Cat

A cat that will lay across your shoulder while you walk around, sometimes around the back of your neck if you're using both hands to secure them. Contrary to popular belief, cats don't have nine live and certainly don't always land on four feet.

For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.
Shoulder cat; A cat on your shoulder

"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:

A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?
by catsanddogs123456 August 14, 2017
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Chocolate Cat

A sexual position in where a person grinds and/or rubs their rectum into a woman's vagina.
The stripper was over zealous with the lap dance and gave the customer a Chocolate Cat.
by Uncle Deadward September 2, 2017
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honey cat

A honey cat is a cat that is hyper and is so annoying. I will fight any other cat in its way but will only care for it’s owner when it wants something.
OMG ur a Honey cat !!
by Littledevill October 14, 2018
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