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for the birds 

Means worthless.

"According to Robert Claiborne in Loose Cannons and Red Herrings, it refers to city streets as they were before cars. "When I was a youngster on the streets of New York, one could both see and smell the emissions of horse-drawn wagons. Since there was no way of controlling these emissions, they, or the undigested oats in them, served to nourish a large population of English sparrows. If you say something's for the birds, you're politely saying it's horseshit."
Calling shitty generic deathcore bands 'progressive death/grind' is for the birds
for the birds by TehGrey October 3, 2008
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Birdsong 

Noun
When something really awful happens, but it turns into something fantastic!

Developed at the univeristy of cincinnati!
"breaking my arm hurt like hell, but I got the digits of that cute nurse in the ER so i guess i pulled a birdsong."

"Our professor got canned, but it was a birdsong as his replacement was the shit!"
Birdsong by p-c of u-c February 19, 2010
Home team fans at a sporting event who boos one or more members of the home team because of the team playing bad.
boo birds by stanley2toronto September 28, 2011
an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart made by birds or humans with bird like features and habits.
This guy Johns is always birdqueef's in church. Mad rude son. Everyone is looking at you.
Birdqueef by JIMWHO??? July 11, 2011

International Birdman Assosiation

An addictive game!

Rules of the International Birdman Assosiation:

1) If a player looks at another player who is in birdman position, that player must lie down on the ground, flat on his or her back, regardless of the location, situation, or any inconveniences.

2) If a player throws the block sign in the air before looking at another player who is in birdman position, he or she has successfully blocked the birdman attempt, and does not have to lie down on the ground.

3) If Player A watches Player B get into birdman position with the intentions of birdmanning Player A, Player A does not have to lie down on the ground.

4) Any player who refuses to go to the ground after a successful birdman will be suspended from play indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.

5) Any player who abuses the block or wrongfully claims a block will be suspended indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.

6) Any birdman appearing online, on paper, in video, through text message/IM, or drawing is valid. Failure to accept such methods of birdman will not be tolerated.

7) When two people birdman each other simultaneously, both will cancel out and nobody goes down. We call this the "Forget and Move On" policy.

8) When 2 people birdman 1 person who is already in birdman position, the 1 person must go down once (same goes for 3 v 2, 4 v 3, etc. attacks).

9) When a driver is birdmanned, he must get down at the first possible stop.

10) When a person looks at himself in birdman position in the mirror or at his own birdman drawing, he must get down. This is referred to as "suicide."

11) Peripharals (periphs) are legal if used honestly to detect an attack. Abuse of periphs will result in banishment from the game.

12) The right to birdman shall not be denied on the basis of race, skin color, gender, or age.

13) Abuse of the game in inconvenient situations is prohibited.
The International Birdman Assosiation had a meeting today, and by the end, everyone kept the block symbol up, cause everyone had to go to the groud atleast twice!

birdtation 

when a person's speech comes out in nonsensical phrases. for comedic purposes, it is preferred that the person is just momentarily inarticulate rather than having a serious medical issue.
they laughed for hours at Jake Benson's Autotune Remix of Serene Branson's on-air meltdown but their souls were saved when it was discovered that she was not having a stroke but rather a migraine-related birdtation.

Maureen: "dammie when poopoo."
Robbie: "haha, birdtation!"
Anthony: "yeah, dummy. stupid dog."
birdtation by toyMasulina March 17, 2011