J-PRO

“is that a goat nvm it’s just J-PRO”
by Jpro Fan September 11, 2021
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VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.
"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"
by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2021
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Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.
Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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J-milking

When you are too scared to J-walk by yourself so you wait for a big enough group of people to cross so they can stop the cars and you can join them as they're crossing being sure that the cars will stop because there is a big group of people in front of them.
There's too many cars on this road, I guess I'll need to J-milk it.
Good there is a group coming, i'll J-milk them to get across.
Instead of waisting time J-milking, just get across yourself!
by Rumatera November 23, 2021
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J-cock

The Penis of A Jewish Man.

That is how Shiksas turn convert to nice Newlly Jewish Girls.

For the J-cock
I thought you were a virgin?

Really, why? You met my kid.. And *husband.*

But you're so *Tight!*

You just have a J-cock.
by BWJCBDish November 24, 2018
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J+G

two letters, or two words that just go well together.
ABCDEF-J+G-IKLMNOP
by SpartanGanger6 May 28, 2023
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Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
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