Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 15, 2023

Gop rop ea top

“Great” im Amy fowler’s secret language: op.

From the big bang theory.

“That sounds great!
No it doesn’t, it sounds gop rop ea top!!”
You’re not being gop rop ea top, unspecified female acquaintance.

by Weeb w/ too much testosterone July 08, 2023

Top Gobblin'

When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'

Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.

by BlueJuice October 07, 2023

piko top

a shirt that a basic white girl wears

I'm going to wear my PIKO top tonight.

by Live Well January 25, 2015

Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.

"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."

by mmetz April 02, 2025

Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.

“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “

by xX_Boss_Xx February 10, 2018

james topping

A strong as fuck mother fucker who is a Sex God and a secret soft ass

Look at that hunk he's such a James topping

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 15, 2019