i sleep naked

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist

whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*

by anonymous April 5, 2021

I have boner

"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.

"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."

by scodder May 19, 2010

I wouldn't take that

A phrase used to incite or egg on another into retaliating against some perceived slight. Common in the playground / schoolyard in London of the 1980s

Raah, he cussed down your mum, I wouldn't take that you know!

by TheLivinShit May 18, 2009

I say damn!

A phrase used to express astonishment or surprise. Sometimes used as a phrase of disgust.

Homie spent a thousand dollars on dat bitch! I say damn!

by Danbridge November 23, 2006

i hate mondays

When u just had a nice ass weekend Monday comes your tired as hell ready for Friday to come

Guy : Awe man another Monday shit I don't feel like going to school dealing with bitches I HATE MONDAYS!!!

by princess nisah September 15, 2013

I like turtles

A phrase that was created in response to an epic fail. It is also used to silence stupidity.

I like turtles.

by Brad Loeffler June 30, 2010

I am Thor!

when you are engaged in the act of sex (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs "I am Thor!" sending electricity through your cock in to your loving partner. Remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.

(Going all doggy style and shiz)
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"

by Kleetis III May 28, 2009