Michael-ism

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael

Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"

by anonymous August 22, 2023

Michael

He is the guy almost everyone loves.He cares about other people. When you are sad he will give you a hug or maybe a kiss if you are lucky. He is hot,cute and lovely. You can fall in love with him very easily like I did

Girl:I heard that you like Michael is that right?
Me:ya he is amazing.
Girl:I can agree and I bet he likes you back.

by AddisonInLove February 21, 2022

Michael

Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect. When you are held in his arms nothing else matters in the whole world because that is the best feeling in the world. Every moment you spend with him feels like it is lasting forever but when the moment is gone, you miss him like crazy. When you are away from him he is still loyal and perfect. He has beautiful brown eyes that you can melt in and a smile like no other. A big nose but still perfect. He is everything you always wanted and the love of your life. He is good with kids, animals and especially at treating women. Very shy and awkward at first but is really adorable and weird after Uve know him for awhile. Mommy’s boy and husband material

Michael is such a great guy, your lucky to have him.

by Susan1923 November 10, 2021

TC MichaeL

A Bullshit excuse of a Human being. Only good for target Practice. Scum of the earth chatter. Who projects on to people who dislike him. He is a Pedophile and a pervert. Females Beware

"Wooooow, this chatter is worse than TC MichaeL."

by SnoopyPi February 4, 2024

oh michael

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.

All I hear is balls slapping ass and her yelling Oh Michael!

by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022

Michael

A wifeophile, a man who gets aroused by married women.

Don't get your wife along, I heard Tim is a Michael.

He Michael-ed his way towards the old woman.

by Greyfam November 22, 2021

Michael Hewitt

Cool person gets all the bitchs and hates gay people, love Fortnite and Minecraft, COD is his fav. Great person to hang out with all of the girls like him and he is a lucky charm

Loves Fortnite but CODs better Michael Hewitt is hot

by Bitchasshoe03 May 18, 2023