facebook time

The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.

Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.

I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.

by ChrisDoc3 January 22, 2011

jolly time

time that is precious and you have to work for

i will suck you up for jolly time

by milkmantheog June 28, 2021

that type timing

Sex.

Me and my bro love to get on that type timing.

by Stku September 17, 2023

Mokin time

a slang term for the time to smoke marijuana.

"It's mokin time!"

by ChampGurl September 11, 2009

Sexy time

What the 7 year olds are calling sex nowadays. Fucking morons.

Oh my mom is doing sexy time with some stranger

by Truck rapist January 29, 2017

one time

when people act cheap

person 1: " Don't throw out those chinese food containers!"
person 2: " But they have old chinese food in it."
person 1: " We can reuse them."
person 2: " You are so one time."

by jbfresh August 26, 2009

Call of Duty Timing

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020