Jack Munchie

A very oftenly used insult used by the immature population. Other more adult versions of this are examples such as Jack Ass, or plainly Ass. "Jack" is heard to be a old famous donkey from medevial times, and a munchie is that pesky little green man that is used in the old game by Macintosh called Super Munchers

Get awy from me Jack Munchie.

by D3guy2006 July 1, 2005

Jack Ziade

Jack Ziade is the name given to extremely attractive male who is so nice and EXTREMELY funny!!

"OMG that MUST be Jack Ziade, he is so funny and sexy." - Attractive models (Kendall Jenner + Patrick Harms)

by Jack Ziade October 17, 2018

thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

Hopeful Jack

A Luxembourgian deity. Common folk pray to him before Luxembourg's crop harvesting season to wish for a fresh and plentiful harvest.

Oh hopeful Jack, please bring us seventy thatchels of barley and hops to sell so we can afford to keep our shitty little cottage and continue to feed grandma instead of having to let her die. She could live a little while longer. "Hojek" (Amen but for hopeful jack)

by Gayboi34 March 27, 2020

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after.\

Jack and jill were brother and sister

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Speaker-jacked

When someone puts you on speakerphone without you knowing it; then you say something embarassing, or insulting about someone in the room.

Person with speakerphone: Hey whats up?
You: Nothin much, dont tell so and so i said this...
Person with speakerphone: you just did, your on speakerphone!
You: DUDE! you speaker-jacked me!

by Cuzimcool December 9, 2008

jack woods

sick cunt. gets all the bitches

Jack woods got all the bitches wet

by yessir.com.epic September 14, 2020