burrito sandwich

When you are deciding rather you want a burrito or a sandwich so you gather all the ingredients for a sandwich and a burrito to where you make a huge fucking mess that you have to clean up later
Hey David I’m kind of hungry I’m going to make a burrito sandwich

Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?
by My name is Dave June 29, 2021
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Slappin the Sandwich

A slang phrase used by modern teens to describe the act of straight sex.
Dude I totally slappin the sandwich with Peggy the other night. She even let me unload my magazine in her.

Bro that sounds like an epic fluid bonding experience.
by ChknFckr July 17, 2024
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Lesbian sandwich

When one women is wearing a strap on and she doing a women in the vagina and the other one is wearing a strap on also and she is doing her from anual .
Those three women are making a Lesbian Sandwich
by Ashpichu March 15, 2018
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Gangster Sandwich

A sexual act wherein a female is "sandwiched" between two males, who are penetrating her from the anus and vagina simultaneously.
I'm hiring a hooker this week, wanna make a gangster sandwich?
by GangsterSandwich September 15, 2016
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For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 27, 2023
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Sentient sandwich

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.
Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!
by Ekker December 28, 2022
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Hoagie sandwich

When you and a partner crush another’s face with your ass’ and unleash your muck-spray to your hearts content all over that persons face.
We’ll give you another hoagie sandwich if you don’t shut it
by H28373737 November 26, 2023
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