Joe's Greasy Fingers

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.
Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran
by Joe's Greasy Fingers December 13, 2018
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Joe(G)

A very large foreheaded extraterrestrial being who travels back and forth between the mother ship and planet earth. Joe is a big money baller but he spends his money on nonsence garbage, and likes the you know what in his you know where.
Susie was watching the movie aliens and she said to bob, oh my gosh joe(g) are so scary.
by SJm27 December 02, 2011
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joe and lottie

The most perfect couple ever to grace this earth
OMG have you seen that cute couple over there?
Yeah that's joe and Lottie :0
by JoeMcCaffrey420 October 26, 2013
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Joe lobb

An incredibly fat human being or thing
by Jackaustin222 November 11, 2020
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officer joe

An idiot cop who does not know how to drive a stick, also has 80k dollar resume. Works three jobs including Porter, Home land security, Olympic runner. Officer Joe also likes to play as a gay bartender on the weekends.
Officer Joe is so dumb, that fuck cant drive a stick to save his life.
by Don Durham December 08, 2011
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slurpy joe

When you secretly replace the coffee creamer with your cum.
I tricked Eric into drinking my Slurpy joe! He loves my new "creamer"
by wife beater2 November 30, 2021
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