Aunt Mom

The lady I always called Aunt is now my mother -in- law...I married her son years later

she was once my aunt now she is my mother-in law... she is my . Aunt Mom

by Nogrid17 January 12, 2018

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Loveable Mom

Woman befitting of her title ~

"Loveable mom" to her youngsters and hell on wheels in the Sunshine Beach Cafe...

Likes to kick Miffers ass all over the board.

Hey Jenn, when you going to stop kickin Miffer's ass and give him some lovin??

Response : "Not in this lifetime."

; )

by annonymous February 12, 2004

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your mom gay

no u

"your mom gay"
"no u"

by urmomgaynou May 12, 2018

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your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 26, 2007

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crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023

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totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are

idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!

by bleep March 13, 2005

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