lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015

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Betty hair

A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.

I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.

by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016

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Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.

"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."

by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018

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hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 31, 2017

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Remy's Triangle hair

When your friend Remy has hair that sticks up in a triangle fashion, usually Remys can be found following lost orange kibbies around the neighbourhood, as well as shitting, cumming, and twerking in public places

Me: "oh my god, have you seen Remy's triangle hair"
Destiny: "rock on! im a gamer and play rock band"

by remysbiggesttriangle January 27, 2022

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