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hair sprizzled

Very Drunk, high, or under the unfluence. To the point where images appear blurry and words are slurred.
Grant: "You couldn't even walk or see straight last night"
Matias: "I was hair sprizzled"
by G Buck November 2, 2007
mugGet the hair sprizzledmug.

blue haired bagel

An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.
Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
mugGet the blue haired bagelmug.

emo hair

Emo Hair - There is a long story behing emo hair. I will tell it if u dont mind. Some random suicidal kid was to chicken shit to kill himself. So he was always telling the people near him how he felt. He let his hair grow long then one day decided to go get it cut. He sat down in the barbers chair and started telling his storys. The barbor after the first cut got tired of his crapie stoies so he gouged out his eyes with the sizors. The barbor continued to cut the boys hair blind. And that is how emo hair came about. :P
OMG look at that dudes emo hair. well there goes another good barber.
by J_Man420_69 September 10, 2009
mugGet the emo hairmug.

jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)
“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”
by homify / pissify April 28, 2022
mugGet the jack manifolds hairmug.

pineapple hairs

The green leaves on the top of sponge bobs house. Originally from roblox youtube Anix
Anix: Ok it’s gonna be call Pineapple hairs, that better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow
by Hood Peppa Pig 🐷 June 16, 2020
mugGet the pineapple hairsmug.

Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!
My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”
by A lucid bear November 28, 2023
mugGet the Hippie hair-tiemug.

Hair

Long skinny strands that come out your ass, lower stomach, head,legs ,nose ,chest,and balls
I rubbed my ball hairs on your chin
by anonymous April 11, 2022
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