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Box of curve balls

Something you ask a new new guy on your baseball/softball team to get to make them look foolish. See headlight fluid
Hey new guy, the coach wants you to go check with the other team to see if they brought a box of curve balls.
by ChuckBS July 1, 2011
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Hot Search Box

A annoying spyware program that creates pop ups which reinstall the program.
by Kyle White May 25, 2004
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Personality of a Cereal Box

Refers to an individual's character that makes them appear bland and boring.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.
She's superfine but got the personality of a cereal box.
by Triple Vortex November 7, 2019
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Flimsy cardboard box

The mysterious things the man from the UPS truck brings to your doorstep.
Dude! The UPS guy brought me a flimsy cardboard box again! What should I do with it?
by Myrus June 25, 2017
mugGet the Flimsy cardboard boxmug.

Jute Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009
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jibbering box a-cookies

i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.
mugGet the jibbering box a-cookiesmug.

crimson fart box

A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.
"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"
by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013
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