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boner rhythm

Casually sitting with a boner while massaging it down under a pillow.
I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.
by TheCarl June 24, 2016
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boner stick

It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey
Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.
by whoahwhoah27 October 1, 2017
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Bonerable

When a person with a penis thinks that another person (with or without penis) is attractive enough to stick inside of whatever hole this other person has (with their consent)
Yo, that human being is cute, they are bonerable.
by peterskeeter May 22, 2024
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Steel Bazooka Boner

a steel bazooka boner is a dangerous one. it's harder, longer and ticker than an ordinary boner or steel boner. It's more common for Africans to obtain a steel bazooka boner.
yesterday I picked up this steel porn girl and I got a steel bazooka boner right away!
by haakonekseth July 20, 2019
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Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022
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Nose Boner

When witnessing others use cocaine,but you dont have any for yourself.
Dude! That guy just did a rockstar line! Totally gave me a nose boner!
by Psycho_poet 89 December 16, 2017
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Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.
On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.
by anonymous October 10, 2020
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